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Sir, We Have an Orc Problem

by Akbar Ali · 2026

A short tower defense against orc armies in the tens of thousands, where every run, won or lost, feeds a big tree of turret upgrades.

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From the developer's own description, reviewed Sep 29, 2026. Suggest a correction
?Ending
?Time to finish
?Idle (0 = active)
?Offline progress
?Prestige layers
?Save export
YesPlays on mobile
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86%Steam positive · Very Positive
2,693Steam reviews
Sep 30, 2026Last update

Pulled from the Steam store.

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Tower defenseRogueliteUpgrade treeShort

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Sir, We Have an Orc Problem: common questions

Is Sir, We Have an Orc Problem still being updated?

Yes. The most recent update we've seen was on Sep 30, 2026.

Is Sir, We Have an Orc Problem free?

No, Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is a paid game.

Where can you play Sir, We Have an Orc Problem?

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is available on steam and mobile.

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