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NGU Idle: best for a game literally named after the phrase
Platform: Steam, Browser · free-to-play
NGU stands for Numbers Go Up, and 4G's Steam page opens with "Everyone likes numbers that go up." Under the joke is a deep RPG idler: you split energy and magic across dozens of systems, fight over 300 hand-drawn bosses, and loot more than 350 items. Even your upgrades have upgrades, as the store page puts it.
It is free to play on Windows, and 96% of 12,996 Steam reviews are positive. The humour is relentless and silly, which keeps the long grind light.
Pick it if you want hundreds of hours of number growth with jokes on every screen.
Watch out for: Steam lists in-app purchases. The game has a lot of systems and a fairly cluttered interface, so the first hour is mostly working out what each bar does.










